WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Harewood = Legend 2:02 Tue May 17
Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Wallop thats is all

Rip H = L

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Browno22 7:22 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Off to magaluf next week on a stag

Northern Sold 7:20 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
BubblesCyprus 6:02 Tue May 17

I spent the whole weekend on V&R at my mates staggy in Edinburgh.... the come down (on the way to the airport to fly back) was the worst I have ever experienced... I got dragged onto the plane. All started on a Friday night by getting into V&R drinking games with a couple of French rugby players that played for racing paris... we ended up scrumming against the hotel wall and my head ended up through the wall... I think over the whole weekend I had 2 hours kip... absolute caffine over load

boltkunt 7:02 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
totally agree ricky. couple of my mates were right miserable cunts, in bed by 11 and not getting involved.

majority of us just took it for what it was, a throw back to being teenagers getting pissed up looking like cunts.

Ricky 6:29 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
I fucking love stag dos. Absolutely love them. It's the closest you get to the old 'boys holidays' from when we were 17-21.

Everyone is up for drinking, no wives or kids to worry about, socially unacceptable behaviour becomes the norm.

I don't think the location makes much difference, it's the lads you're with. I've had better times in Butlins then Vegas just because the group was better.

Grumpster 6:27 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Benidorm for a stag in 3 weeks.

58 people going, so it'll probably end up being a nightmare.

On the bright side 50 of them are hammers and the flights from Southend airport which is only 5 miles from my flat, result.

BMorris 6:20 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Going in July for my stag. Staying in Palmanova though.

BubblesCyprus 6:02 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Went on a Stag Do in Prague guy working for me there...............AWESOME could write a book.Vodka Red Bull all night was still buzzingat 5 the following morning.

BubblesCyprus 5:46 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
My Stag do in the Soho of Nicosia was pretty eventful.Best Man spent the night in a police cell for soliciting a hooker for me.....Memories

Moncurs Putting Iron 5:18 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
I'd rather shat in my hands and clap than go to Magaluf*




*Although by the sounds of it I'd be stealing someone's signature performance.

Nicey 3:32 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
This is the real bolty we all love. Bravo! Welcome home son

Gavros 2:59 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
The secret is...






...i was that midget.

Eggbert Nobacon 2:58 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Gavros wrote...

Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
must admit i'd find it hard to admit that id sucked a midgets dick and let him jizz in my face, so fair play bolty for manning up and doing so



Keeping your secret for now then Gav?

roltrader 2:57 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
La Seu Cathedral is a wonderful place to visit at night

boltkunt 2:56 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
You really are strange, Gav.

Gavros 2:54 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
must admit i'd find it hard to admit that id sucked a midgets dick and let him jizz in my face, so fair play bolty for manning up and doing so.

Eggbert Nobacon 2:52 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Northern Sold 2:40 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Midget must be walking like john Wayne after straddling your noggin.


Most of them walk like that anyway

maybe this is why?

boltkunt 2:47 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Great memories. Almost a year ago, that.

However, one of the cunts who set me up i'm best man and sorting his stag this summer,

RETRIBUTION!

Gavros 2:47 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
i bet he also made sure your nose got right around his arsehole.

Far Cough 2:47 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Thank fuck I never had a stag do

boltkunt 2:46 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
The stripper who got me on stage, did as a joke set alight my back hair when i wasnt looking. Fucking hideous.

Northern Sold 2:45 Tue May 17
Re: Magaluf in 2 days for my stag
Gawd bless you Bolty son... ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

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